Every R&B Song Ever Written
I miss the days when pop music was at least tongue in cheek with its stupidity. Nowadays it's just mindless sex obsessed whining, it's like listening to a toothless hermaphrodite monkey rubbing itself against a pineapple. This one's for the fat neon spectres who keep spending their greasy money on this bullshit. I've never met any of you but I know you're out there somewhere. Stop it. It's not harmless fun, it's fucking bad for you. Brush your brain or it'll rot.