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UICE RAP NEWS 10 - #Occupy 2012
Written by Hugo Farrant & Giordano Nanni
Hello, I'm Robert Foster, your faithful host, streaming another episode on the frequency of Juice News infused with a healthy dose of sanity. Good morning, viewers, tune in, gather round as we delve into a Rap News update for the year two thousand and twelve.
We report that the world wide ebb and flow of history is now plain and evident: occupations have stormed fortress Walls, with-in-tents and taken up residence;
leaks and revelations have led to revolutions, a deluge of ferment ladies and gentlemen, if twenty-eleven was a prelude, a portent
of things to come, th’n it's dramatically clear we’re in for a massive year. And to interpret these interesting times, we have General Baxter here but we’ll start with our resident expert, Terrence Moonseed
Terrence, what does this year mean as you see it? TM: Oh, Boy! 20 12 on the News Feed!
TM: ya better listen up, Robert, cause I got a lotta phenomenal knowledge and I wanna be dropping it, finally the news is choosing to report truth on a proper topic! ya never stop me from hollering. Brace yourselves, cos I’m getting ready to send in the requisite academic medicine heaven sent querulent evidence never settling when I’m grabbing a hammer and smashing the Nephilim.
This is the time for humanity's ascension
The fifth sunset in line with precession and the Mayans' calendar prediction on December twenty one, this world will rise in, from its prison into the fifth dimension and the highest of wisdom
But as we'll see, it's the catalyst for a whole catalog of catastrophes calamities, as we reach the Terrence-ndental McKenn-ical singularity
RF: what will all this mean for the fate of humanity?
TM: It means the fiends that seek to deceive and keep us weak’ll reach a state of apogee
It means that people cease the capacity for endless atrophy That as a planet we rise from apathy and challenge the Draconian powers-that-be
RF: And who are they? TM: Aliens, parasites, they’re among us, keeping us trapped in captivity. RF: General? GB: Now, I don’t know what planet he’s inhabiting
but what the hippy is saying is accurate; forget the wacky analogy Look around at the world, and you’ll see it’s already actually happening right here on Earth, where human slaves are trying to rise
to take on the great elite,and take to the streets world-wide
against corporate entities which have taken on human form RF: [reads] protesting in New York, Portland; Spain, Greece, and distant Melbourne
GB: tent monster morons, homos, drummers, drug addicted freaks RF: [reads] They say they’re protesting to demand justice, and dignity
GB: Seriously? I read in The New York Times quite the contrary [raises NYT] they lack clear demands, they just want to live for free and get sympathy
in fact the only clear demand they’ve ever made
is for some pepper spray in the effing face. Then they bitch and complain.
But it’s just a food product, essentially. I take it daily, with my favourite drink: [sprays and toasts with a Bloody Mary] Bloody Mili-tary. RF: Hmm.. perhaps speaking directly with the protesters would be wiser, So we now cross live to Liberty Plaza; hello?
ANON: hello, fellow citizens of the world wide web.
We’re Livestreaming GlobalRevolution direct in hi-tech RF: The precariat is revolting, what can we expect to happen next? ANON: Let me get on the human megaphone, yo, mic check (Mic check)
the ninety nine percent (ninety nine percent)
have one demand to present (present)
expressed clear (expressed clear)
the corruption of alien corporations ends here.
RF: Are you the leader? ANON: No. We’re a movement of free thinkers, without hierarchical structure (we’re a movement of free thinkers...) Shut up! TM: I’ve got to ask: if you’re for free information, why the mask? ANON: because I am but an idea, whose time has arrived at last
and you can shoot a person, but ideas are bulletproof GB: prove it’s true! ANON: As you wish...(takes off mask to reveal invisible head) We are Anonymous.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not... umm.. ah... I know it... what was it? We do not forgive,
we do not... (Forget!) oh, yes.... Expect us.
RF: General? Terrence? Could this be the global shift that will avert apocalypse? GB/TM: Nonsense. GB: Although, I admit, I’m pro #Occupying policies
RF: Wait, I expected you to say that #Occupy should cease… GB: Cease?! We've been #Occupying for centuries - on land, sky and seas
We #Occupied North America, #Australia and #Hawai’i - if you’ve forgotten, it’s ‘cause we also #OccupyHistory our buddies have #OccupiedTerritories; we’ve #OccupiedAfghanistan
and Iraq, and this year’s plan is to hashtag #OccupyIran TM: Pah - wars and invasions, that’s what people are #Occupying against!
GB: If you’ve benefitted from #Occupation, then you’re in the 1% But why stop there? Twenty twelve is a time of attainment First we’ll #OccupytheElection and the next President’s brainstem. And as soon as Earth is spent, we’ll #OccupytheMoon, with spaceships. Then #Mars, and then we’ll brutally #OccupyUranus. TM: Heinous! The only planet we actually have to worry about is Nibiru! [RF/GB]: Nibiwho? TM: Nibiru! The Planet X of fear and doom
it’s due to smash right into our system, (Oh!) causing mass extinction (Whoah!) bi-polar shifting RF: So, is it fact or Science Fiction? TM: No! it’s Zachariah Sitchin, who decrypted Sumerian myths and showed that we’re cloned to mine gold by alien illuminati. RF: We are the slaves of aliens? TM: Yes! The Annunaki!
And they’re coming soon! GB: No, we’re coming and we’ll #OccupyNibiru, too! RF: I’m confused… are we the aliens? And if that’s true, are we due to spread peace or war throughout the Milky Way?
TM: We’ll bring light and peace. GB: We’ll bring pepper spray.
Well, dear viewers it’s probable that getting consensus on this issue is impossible therefore we went to call on the honourable, venerable, Great Oracle. O Prophet, Seer, All-Knowing Chomsky thank you for manifesting here. No problem. We seek your sage advice and better wisdom
for instance, how can we stop terrorism?
There’s a simple method. What is it?
Just stop participating in it.
So which in your opinion is the most significant
threat to world peace? Our ignorance.
I see, and how can we defeat this at last?
Turn off your TVs for a start
The media at large do seem to paralyse
hypnotically, divide, distract, and atomize
and cause us to be brainwashed and servile
Your thoughts? That’s not controversial.
Well, we should thank you, O Oracle
For guiding and leading us. Not at all, Robert
but I'm no oracle or leader
I'm just a linguistics teacher.
Alas, the time has arrived to end this episode; much is left to be known but we’ll strive to analyse events as twenty twelve unfolds: Will we see Aliens, popular awakening, mass insurrection? divine intervention or, who knows... maybe even a true democratic election?
We’d settle for any one of them! For this grand human experiment seems to be sleepwalking towards a social, ecological and existential reckoning and with GM seeds in the soil, droids deployed, peak oil threatening. This year’s headline: will we avoid the precipice, or dive off the edge of it?
Whatever your preference, creed, conspiracy or party membership Our fate could depend on what we want twenty twelve to represent this date that we’ve subconsciously identified as our collective, self-imposed deadline for correcting our way of life.
With so much energy aligned on this point in time,
with all that we are, and could be, potentially on the line. Could this be our final meeting point, prior to the rising or turning of the tide? the clock is already ticking, see you next time – on the other side.